One of my favorite quotes from Robin Williams showcasing his wit and my love for sarcasm: “Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.” Rest in peace, Mr. Williams! “I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”
“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.”
“The only weapon we have is comedy.”
“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so…look at the platypus.”
“It felt wonderful doing it. But that’s rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.”
“Comedy is acting out optimism.”
“What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.”
“Maybe you’re perfect right now. Maybe you don’t wanna ruin that. I think that’s a super philosophy, Will, that way you can go through your entire life without ever having to really know anybody.
“No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.”
“If you can remember the sixties, you weren’t there.”
“It’s a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you- when he comes down from the mountain and you see he’s this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.”
“When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.”
“You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”
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